Shakespere's way of mocking people xD

SONNET 130

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

Thanks to Miss Sarah ( GP teacher ) ,she's the one who told us ( AN11C ) about this btw haha xD

you should read it.....

really he's mocking his " mistress " and really ish...
really bad la him......
he even stated that he "loves" her because she's unique ( as in ugly-type-of-unique... )

sad ....